I don't currently have a Twitter account

But others seem to think that they can talk for me

I don’t have any Twitter accounts. Not under cyclesnotcars nor richardoseager nor banallthecars which are all handles that I’ve used before on Twitter (the last of these very briefly - about 3/4 days).

But I do have some imitators who undoubtedly will get excited about being mentioned here.

Not cycIesnotcars (yes an I instead of an L - they so smart!)

You racist fuck whoever you are, but you ain’t me.

Nor are you rLchardoseager (yes an L instead of an I - so smart yet again!)