I wish that this was 100% a joke

But I suspect that it's not

And it would certainly explain some of the increased nuttiness around the place.

Shit in, shit out. Remember that programmers. Because most of you are from an upper middle class male dynamic. And no, I’m not suggesting that you improve your model because the justification for your model is what I’d call ‘doubling down’. I’d suggest that you sabotage it instead, spectacularly. For your children’s sake.