Welcome to Aotearoa bro! You just have to wait bro!
For those of you from Australia you can visit from April 12th (that is 12/04/2022 or 04/12/2022 for you numerology fans). Gidday!
It’s great here mates! We have the best masks! You need to take two RAT tests though mates. They’re bonza!. And your vaccination needs to be one of the approved ones too mates. None of this sinovax or Russki stuff.
Those from visa waiver countries can come to NZ to show off their masks from May 1st. Others will have to wait depending on whether you pick fruit or can prune vines or not (viruses don’t hang out on orchards & vineyards).
NZ citizens are exempt from both the vaccination requirements and the need to book MIQ (isolation facilities). So if you’re not one of us, maybe sue the NZ government as I’m sure they’re breaking some UN legislation which they’ve ratified by discriminating against you. I’m sure.
If you’re unvaccinated and not a citizen you’ll have to hang out in one of our camps/isolation facilities aye! And you’ll need a voucher (yeah nothings changed for you aye).
You could try and get a DJ visa I’ve heard they’re a little better.
We’ve no idea why.
Oh and about Aotearoa? It’s an ancient name for New Zealand.
Or maybe not.
As soon as I see people wearing ridiculous, ineffective, and in many cases dangerous masks and people's crazed, glossed over, deceived and gleeful eyes I immediately know it's somewhere I don't want to be.
in my past life POS meant point of sale... have learnt a thing or two from mr. ungovernable.